And then the Swasticar exploded.

Sweet Lordy, yes - and thank you!

You guys are killing me. This is beautiful. I hope you don’t mind if I use your line in the future.

This.

Members of the TST faith practice abortion as a form of religious ritual.

Jared rocks.

This is beautiful. Thank you for sharing that, OP!

This is the way.

That was great - thank you, OP.

If you’ll permit me to replace the first name “Matthew” by “Fuckhead,”

It would appear that Fuckhead Israel is a horrible human being:

The Judge Rotenberg Center was founded by Matthew Israel in 1971 as the Behavior Research Institute (BRI). In 2002, JRC staff tied an autistic boy face-down to a board with four-point restraints and shocked him 31 times at the highest amperage setting. The first shock was given for failing to take off his coat when asked, and the remaining 30 shocks were given for screaming and tensing up while being shocked. The boy was later hospitalized with third degree burns and acute stress disorder, but, as neither the law nor JRC policy had been broken, no action was taken against any of the staff.

The above quote is taken from this Wikipedia article:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judge_Rotenberg_Center

Truly a sick individual. It appears he managed to escape persecution:

Six students have died of preventable causes at the school since it opened in 1971. The school has since been condemned for torture by the United Nations special rapporteur on torture. In 2011, Israel was indicted on criminal charges of child endangerment, obstructing justice, and acting as an accessory after the fact. He was forced to resign his position at the JRC as part of a plea deal to avoid prosecution.

The above is from yet another depressing Wikipedia article:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_Israel

I’m wondering: can dangerous fuckheads like Fuckhead Israel not be decertified from academic institutions in the US?

“I’m actually quite fine with this—way better than guessing if there’s enough air traffic controllers on any amount of sleep availble to prevent me from crashing into someone,” said pilot Hank Tompkins before watching in horror as one of the Alaska Mushlines sleds somehow exploded in a ball of fire in the distance. “Goddamnit they’re still working with Boeing?”

Lordy, this is good.

Was the cause for the loss due to the decision to ignore the genocide problem in an effort to appease our ruler in the Middle-East?

I hope we’re not about to do the same mistake again.

We need to stop the AIPAC bribes.

“… Will the president fill the NSB with MAGA loyalists who won’t stand up to him as he hands over our leadership in science to our adversaries? A real bozo the clown move.”

Laying it on the line for Pedophile President Drink Bleach.

It wasn’t Proton that shut down the email of the genocide prosecutor. It was Microsoft:

Microsoft, for example, cancelled Khan’s email address, forcing the prosecutor to move to Proton Mail, a Swiss email provider, ICC staffers said. His bank accounts in his home country of the U.K. have been blocked.

Taken from:

https://apnews.com/article/icc-trump-sanctions-karim-khan-court-a4b4c02751ab84c09718b1b95cbd5db3

Thank you for sharing this. Your comment inspired me to read the article and it does have some interesting references:

In a study published in Apidologie, researchers at East Lawn Cemetery in Ithaca, New York, uncovered one of the largest known aggregations of ground-nesting solitary bees ever recorded, estimating that an average of about 5.6 million bees emerge from a single section of lawn each spring, with totals ranging from roughly 3.1 to 8 million. Records show the species has been present at the site since the 1930s, raising the possibility that this population has remained active for decades beneath the same patch of ground.

Also:

And yet, most of that activity goes unnoticed. These bees do not form hives or swarm like honeybees. They live alone, emerging quietly in early spring, with activity surging as temperatures climb above about 68 degrees Fahrenheit (20 degrees Celsius), before disappearing just as quickly.

And perhaps very unexpectedly:

As unusual as it might seem, a cemetery can offer the kind of stability these bees need.

Places like this are often left undisturbed for decades, creating consistent conditions for ground-nesting species.

A. regularis is one of the most effective pollinators of apple trees in the region, and studies have shown that individual visits from solitary bees can deposit more pollen than those from managed honeybees. Large populations like this can rival or even exceed the pollination power of entire honeybee colonies.

Maybe having apple orchards near cemeteries is a good idea, LOL.

The Onion will also sell Infowars merchandise and share the proceeds with the Sandy Hook families.

I’m grateful to The Onion for many reasons throughout the recent decades. And it seems I have a new reason to add to the list.

Thank you for your service and for sharing your insight.

Would the makeup run if Couch Guyliner was excommunicated?

Holy…

This might be weirder than the time he bragged about his immunity and fearlessness of germs in the context of cocaine and a public toilet seat. But I forget how that goes.

What a lovely analogy - provided by someone so aptly named. Your alias rocks, as do you. Thank you for this insightful comment.

Spain is teaching us how to stand up to the Zionist Nazis.