There’s a dark bird in the bottom right quadrant. I’m guessing anhinga? Osprey maybe?

OK but do you ever dream you’re supposed to be able to walk, but your feet keep hovering a few inches above the ground, and no matter how hard you try, you can’t quite get all the way down?

Have you seen What We Do in the Shadows (TV series)? That didn’t work out too well for Nandor.

Mother is cruel?

Sounds like you haven’t watched Black Mirror. Most episodes are worth a watch, but for this conversation, I recommend starting with Series 7 Episode 1.

I keep spiders in the basement to keep all the boys away.

Also it’s a little too graphic when referring to pedophilia.

Get. Your. Squid. Microchipped.

Oh she got game all right.

The all-knowing lie-detector

They didnt say other burgers are objectively shit. They only made an honest statement about their beliefs.

These puns are starting to needle me.

I have had relationships with men, but I’ve always been the initiator, including online.

PZ Meyers was one of the few big name atheists who remained respectable.

Eta: I say that, not having read from/about him in years, so I hope it’s still true.

“Consider themselves” is an interesting phrase. I know there are women (and others) who think of themselves as objectively unattractive, but I think the majority of us simply recognize the way we are treated by others. There are times I think of myself as pretty or cute, but I recognize that being fat makes me considered unattractive by societal standards.

Anyway, as a result of those standards, I have never been approached by a man. I have had relationships with men, but I’ve always been the initiator, including online. And I’ve been told on lemmy that I’m clearly wrong because all women are drowning in attention from men. Which is just another way of saying people like me aren’t really women.

Are you having a stroke?

Mark Watney would say this.

The one in Cincinnati stocks nothing but Canonball Run II

If you watch the vid, she shows clips from Jimmy Wrig who went into Walmart and demonstrated.

*Lactase just in case anyone wants to find it.