Kids these days don’t even know about the hole in the ozone later.

Yes, but as a dad I’m legally obligated to take advantage of every opportunity for a bad joke.

Yeah, there’s a lot of noise added in the background.

the people who built Giza pyramids were not actually workers.

What were they then, hobbyist pyramid builders?

I don’t know, last time I had a barbecue at 5am no one showed up.