Dude is a legend. A reminder of how the FBI was and should be. If only the core US systems had more like him, maybe this shit show wouldn’t have gone so far

Don’t forget social status!

Except that they didn’t buy in when they should have, which allowed smaller companies to get a head start on the tech, the rights, the advertising. Not instead of admitting they were wrong, they would rather double down, gaslight, lobby Andy try to disenfranchise competition because that always worked for them before.

The only thing that will always out-rank corporate intelligence is greed. They seem to like doing awfully stupid things if the profit line in the chart in the boardroom is green and curls upward on the right.

I read somewhere a while back that the main cause of all these seemingly obvious and mind numbingly dumb corporate decisions isn’t as much a problem with companies not knowing the information, but that they collectively changed their goals, projections and outlook to a much shorter time period.

So, yeah, maybe short circuiting your business model will double your profits within 6 months, but after that you eat quadruple in losses. It all depends on the length of time scale at the bottom of the chart.

Suddenly, so many crazy things I have read and experienced in the corporate world seemed to make so much more sense.

From that height? That would be a poopedo, or maybe a turd missle?

Where does the poop go?

Either is good, latter is better. Might be my calling back to Motorola.

Somebody ‘bout to get pwned!

The pay rate of the lowest paid worker of any company or institution should be somehow legally and directly tied to the pay rate of the highest paid executive.

If the executive wants to make more money and gets a raise, then so do the workers.