Smuuthbrane

“Cooking laundry” implies that clothes are raw, and you made me think that, and I don’t like it.

You’re supposed to connect with the serious rebels, enough of this poser resistance bullshit.

It’s a Disney/Pixar movie from 2009 featuring many balloons, with voice acting from Ed Asner and Christopher Plumber.

There was a specific flavour that, after the initial sweetness dissipated tasted eerily similar to when I performed cunnilingus.

Cunnilingus is great. Same flavour in gum, really not so much.

75 minutes of the sloppiest blowjob ever, I’m not sure how Putin put up with it.

At least, that’s what I’m presuming, i didn’t watch.

The Gay Agenda is clear now: proper manual hygiene after butt stuff.

Every man wishes his penis was an on-demand pressure washer.

Wow, you can’t even say the system sucks.

Raw pickles are best.

Toyotas, specifically their hybrids, are the noisiest cars around. And only at parking lot speeds. Yes, this is intentional, but it’s REALLY annoying.

Scratchier, Daddy.

No, to get attention you should just ask aboooooh, I see what you did there.

It’s a mobile version of a man cave - a schmuck truck.

If only they could use sperm instead of DDR5…

Too bad invisible beancob isn’t a thing.

Agreed on all points. As much as I’d love to think this would instantly isolate them, that’s even beyond wishful thinking.

You only get that speed after 30s of preparation and conditioning, and it only lasts a few seconds. Burst transmission, indeed.

I am legitimately wondering if Trump would be stupid enough to do this. I’m sure it would violate all kinds of conventions, and would ensure no US ship would ever dock anywhere ever again, but at the same time I don’t think that would stop him.

Each sperm can hold over 37MB of genetic data, so the average ejaculation can deposit over 1100TB of genetic data.

Not quite data center levels.

£1/lb for fresh cat? In this economy??