New toilet brush every other month? It’d be doing half the work of the toilet

I dislike AI slop, especially when it’s making this giant haemorrhoid more human-like. Also, must’ve been generated with an older model

I know it’s satire, but this is more or less the same shit corpos use to bail themselves out.

It says a lot when only the Nats are scummy enough to take bribes donations from the ciggy companies

Duck is as good as Google was before they got gimped by laws and insane levels of advertising. Have been using it religiously for months, no issues.

Yes, I’m sure people will absolutely flock to cigarettes because they have become cheaper. That is exactly why people smoke: Price, nothing related to addiction, smell or taste.

There is too much stupidity in this world. If they cared about health rather than profiteering, they would’ve implemented a system that prevents purchasing cigarettes for people born after 2008. In 100 years, no one would be able to buy cigarettes (they’d also be deceased) and they’d stop selling them.

Fair. Also GTA:SA was top tier.

Hell, still is.

Micro$lop doing more anticompetitive monopoly tactics? Why I never!

Because they’re full of shit, just like all of the opposition.

Good, burn the parasitic corporations in this world.

Go-karts. Then sex, followed by more go-karts and pizza

What is this? A glory hole for ants?!

It’s entirely too low to the ground, even for a dude with dwarfism

Thanks for the information. Based on studies and articles I’ve come across, paraphilias such as paedophilia, sadism, and many others tend to behave like addictions; allowing oneself to indulge increases the likelihood of needing that “fix” again. Overall, normalising sexual interactions with child-like dolls seems like a bad idea, especially since paedophilic urges should never be acted upon to reduce offending against children.

I suddenly appreciate Indonesia:

• A whole day of peace and quiet? This is a dream come true!
• Imprisoning an arrogant Swedish tourist for mocking their day of peace and quiet.

New holiday destination unlocked! Specifically for that day.

The average yank: “A what?!”

Honestly, if someone could show me proof that this stopped predators from acting on their deranged fantasies with actual children, I’d be all for making these legal.

However, and I know nothing about the psychology of this, but it’d likely have the opposite effect.

It’s classic projection. If everyone is a pedophile it makes him feel less guilty

Have an upvote for the random torture knowledge. Pretty interesting

More interesting than most pieces, to be fair.

How many wars have the US started by invading other countries?

Quick Google search:

• Mexican-American War (1846)

• Various 19th-century interventions in Latin America and the Caribbean (Haiti, Dominican Republic, Nicaragua, etc.)

• Philippine-American War (1899)

• Vietnam War escalation (1965)

• Invasion of Grenada (1983)

• Invasion of Panama (1989)

• Gulf War (1991)

• Invasion of Afghanistan (2001)

• Invasion of Iraq (2003)

• Invasion of Iran (2026)