Hello, Kallax. Can you hear me? It’s Clem Fandango.

I had a blue uzi as a wee one.

And Chuch Norris’ “political” views were always shit.

Happy bday, Sandy!

I’m expecting Cowboy Curtis to bust in and then see all the furniture yelling at the word of the day.

If they stopped 9/11, why is one of the towers all fucked up?

Would be fun if you stopped at the first hour.

That’s the problem with millennials. They didn’t even try to stop terrorist attacks as children. The just played their gameboys and slammed pogs.

Ooh, I know this one!

I’m no stranger to this meme.

The jellyfish of Theseus.

Does it have to be periwinkle blue?

It seems his dad fucked half the town.

Bring the Noise.

I thought this was JD’s aunt.

There’s a difference between authority that says “trust in me only” and authorities that consistently earn trust and bring receipts.

Gods are crazy, that’s a given.

My question is, how tf was that going to get humans to immortality?

So, Moana 3 is at least half written. I like the new direction they’re taking it.

Yeah, if you don’t give the khajit the coin, you can’t have the wares.