Did they have bigger dicks or something?

Thusly validating everything I’ve said about religion and the dumbass military. Fuck off with this “thank you for your service” validation.

I thought this was going to go more like “Getting ready for work playing the rigged game whilst actual real people are dying due to my tax dollars paying for weapons of mass destruction”. You know, something timely.

Humans don’t deserve pets.

fr though, and I keep saying this, but we can literally end this shit show now if we all just fucking picked a day to not go to work for one lousy day when we know congress and dumbass are at DC and we just strike/protest en masse outside until they surrender. They have long abandoned doing anything meaningful for the people. Like if we can get all of DC to just stop for a day, bam.

No, clearly it was accidental. 🙄 🙄 🙄

I can’t afford a good standing desk… and the split keyboard is not needed.

vtubers hate this one small trick

Still… after more than a decade where some Wired article published the exact same fucking statement about being able to break a moving vehicle and take control of steering. This is old news.

bruh

I would blame this on autocorrect but lord knows I don’t use my phone for anything. Take your upvote

poll dancing

Haha… haha… hahahahaha

An alternative to secureboot that isn’t secureboot but behaves like it. Wonderful 🙄

Another Poettering “masterpiece” ready to be gobbled up by his fanbase who will flock towards the new and shiny toy that forgoes the things that actually work fine or aren’t solving an actual problem with 99% of whatever it’s used by. Great 🙄 🙄 🙄

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No doubt this will be his opportunity to force everyone off grub and use systemd as the bootloader across major distros. As valid as it may be to succeed grub, surely systemd is not the answer to this.

The Brenda person seems like someone that’d get featured in LinkedinLunatics.

“Stop thinking so much”

• random professor walking by me

Use keepass… don’t use your phone for important stuff. I never get calls or texts. I have no friends.

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I’m not being sarcastic y’all. I legit have no friends. The only texts I get are for deliveries or appointment reminders. Legit nothing else.