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in the last three months, i’ve had an attempted robbery, an attempted burglary, and countless threats from crackheads. can’t say i remember falling on the sidewalk. roll your eyes all you want from the comfy chair, but do you honestly think i enjoy feeling like i need a gun to take out the trash? i’m stuck here. don’t conflate everybody with rednecks open carrying in their town of 400

lol, i had a hi-vis job at one time and they didn’t give much of a break for how much work it was, so there was an inside thing with my coworkers where if you wanted to take a break, group up and just point at certain things while you’re talking. would buy us a good 20 minutes before we started to get looks and we’d scatter

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If you have reasonable insurance

gonna have to stop ya right there. USAUSA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

nah, they faking the funk

there’s a snopes on it for some reason, was just on the sign to promote the store’s opening

looks like when an actor’s bald cap turns them into megamind