My wife married into my Warhammer collection. We have a Warhammer room. I’m pretty sure she doesn’t even like Warhammer but has her own painted figurines.
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Bisexuality 😏
I slowly wore my vegetarian wife down in to eating bacon and steak, and she taught me how to cook more fish and veggie only meals. Still cant get her to watch Anime with me though 😔
That’s pretty gross to own up to ngl, assuming your wife was vegetarian based on ethics
She was veg because that’s how she grew up, its not like I brainwashed her or something lol. Just being around a meat-eater led to her trying more meat and liking it.
I mean you’re the one that said you “wore [her] down”, your word choice
Sometimes hegemony arises and spreads through proximity, not agitprop.
“We couldn’t possibly buy two jars of peanut butter.”
Someone I listen to loves peanut butter but his partner is allergic, so he doesn’t have peanut butter anymore. I know the stakes are higher, but it’s more valid to match the solution. This post feels almost like intentionally suffering to make yourself a Martyr when the solution is very simple.
Peanut allergies are often sensitive enough to be triggered by trace amounts of peanuts in the environment, so completely eliminating it to keep a partner safe makes sense. The OP is clearly depicting a toxic variety of hetero relationships where guys refuse to make an effort at compromise and just say “my wife always gets her way.”
He doesn’t do the shopping. He could easily go to the shops himself.
This. Lazy ass man, cant be arsed to go shopping. Thinks it’s a “woman’s job”. Complains when she doesnt serve his wishes.
You can add your own peanuts… all peanut butter is creamy in the beginning, that’s what they do to make it crunchy.
As a life-long peanut butter enthusiast who loves all kinds of peanut butter, I actually think this is BETTER than buying a jar of each. I keep a jar of regular peanuts and honey roasted peanuts for exactly this
i get the bullshit of the joke. but many relationships aren’t about compromise, they are about who wins and who loses. and once you start losing you stay down, been in one of those. 5 suicide attempt later and I still get PTSD attacks.
A relationship shouldn’t be like that. If your partner makes you feel like this, leave them.
it got really abusive, but it’s hard to get out. kids were involved, and she had control of my finances, so no lawyer would even advice me. and as a guy there were no resources for me. When I call the cops because I was being beaten, all they did is tell me that if I touched her they’ll lock me up.
Are you free now?
ish, divorce happened, I’m free, have an amazing friend group whom I adore and cannot believe they love me. but also afraid of ICE because US is a shit 3rd world fascist state. but that abuse is better than domestic abuse.
EDIT: Nwm, not eating a ban for another’s sake.
Does he post that every year? In OPs screenshot its 17 years.
My dad likes crunchy peanut butter, and my mom likes smooth. I grew up in a two peanut butter jar household. Despite decades of that, they are still married today.
Some say it’s impossible
I solved the problem by liking both.
A lot of people that turn everything into a therapy session in here.
Hint. He does in fact buy crunchy for himself. That’s the joke.
When my wife wants to paint a room, she will go to several stores, and come home with dozens of white paint chips. Then she starts asking me which ones I like, and they all just look like white to me.
So I tell her to pick out her three favorites, and I’ll look at those, choose my favorite, and then paint the room whatever color she tells me.
A beautiful arrangement.
I had the exact same experience when I moved in with my girlfriend recently
It’s a thing.
My fiancé has severe trauma around mint, it used to be my favorite flavor, and I had a bunch of products that had mint scents. When they moved in, they felt bad about asking me to get rid of my mint stuff. Its been my pleasure to avoid mint for their sanity. I do still get mint ice cream if they are on a vacation without me.
Wife bad. Haha.
Peak comedy
We compromised by having no kind of peanut butter! (Our kid is allergic)
this guy can still eat nuts and here he is complaining… smdh
My mother likes Scott brand toilet paper. My father likes Charmin. My father installed a second spool holder next to the toilet. One is loaded with Scott, the other with Charmin. They’ll celebrate their 46th wedding anniversary this year.
If “we like different brands/styles of household consumable goods” isn’t a solvable problem, if you solve it by buying one of each kind so everybody gets what they want, and your partner goes to un-solve it…unpartner them, because they’re unfit.
Level 1: Creamy Level 2: Crunchy/Chunky Level 3: Use both for different applications Level 4: Almond/Pecan/Cashew/Other butters Level 5: Homemade peanut butter with your own addatives. Whatever nuts you have lying around. Cocoa powder, protein powder, chili oil, cayenne, etc.
This is very stupid.
My spouse was diagnosed later in life with a severe gluten intolerance. She went from enjoying beer and soft pretzels to being told “never again if you don’t want to shit yourself in public”
We have a simple rule. Bog standard gluten stuff is fine for me to have, sandwich bread, cereal, etc.
They told me that it was just very upsetting if I was enjoying some delicious gluten treat that they could no longer have.
I love my spouse, so I don’t eat delicious gluten treats in front of them because it would make them upset. Instead I figured out how to make lots of gluten free treats we can both enjoy together. Sometimes I miss the ease of getting a Popeyes chicken sandwich (I still can as long as I don’t eat it right in front of them) but I’ve learned to make gluten free fried chicken we can both enjoy.
Maybe other people would think this is silly, but the person I love is worth it to me.
Why did you switch mid-narrative from calling your spouse a “she” to a “them?”
My spouse identifies as non-binary and I try my best to use their preferred pronouns. That’s a more recent development and I’m used to calling them by feminine pronouns.
The first “she” is an old habit, my mistake.
Does it have a vagina? Or a penis?
What a weird question to ask about someone
They have a brain, and someday maybe you can too.
Dw, you’re not getting any in either case
