• WaxedWookie@lemmy.world
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    3 years ago

    I ate the onion - these abominations aren’t real - they’re an invention by Justin Things on Instagram.

    Just when you thought the US was stretching the definition of “food” to its breaking point…

    Edit: look at the wall-e chair fatty motherfuckers downvoting me for saying that a pig raised in a cell in a factory, pumped full of hormones and antibiotics, whose soft tissue was water-blasted off by an undocumented immigrant child, before being converted to a slurry, mixed with a load of preservatives, colouring, flavours, and other bullshit to turn that meat blue, and make it taste like an entirely fuctitious “blue razzberry” (which is distinct from a raspberry), then extruded into a plastic skin is pushing the boundaries of food. I’m guessing the expiry on this product (I don’t think they can legally call it meat) is months away.

    • smeg@feddit.ukEnglish
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      3 years ago

      I want you to know that you’re being downvoted not by these imaginary fatties, but because you can’t identity an obvious joke and are whining about downvotes

      • WaxedWookie@lemmy.world
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        3 years ago

        Thanks - I appreciate you trying to explain it to this idiot, but I’m still not sure I get it… These dogs are a very real thing (other than the ho-ho-hotdogs I assume).

  • Slow@lemmy.today
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    3 years ago

    I tried sausages that tasted like cardboard. Even half a bottle of ketchup that was poured on the sausage did not improve the taste.

    I think that drink-flavored “sausages” will just be candies that look like sausages. But such products are usually produced in limited quantities as holiday jokes.