Even I, personally, would be very upset that the president of the United States was assassinated. But, that the particular president of the United States that was assassinated was Donald Trump, I would, personally, celebrate, probably, for several months.


Jesus weeps when you do the devil’s dandruff.
Surely just this once, as a treat?
Only if you share it with two hookers.
Two? Do you think I’m some kind of millionaire?
Essex hookers than.
That just reminded me of that Office Space scene. Where the dude just wants to do two chicks at the same time if he had a million dollars.
Also, “You don’t need a million dollar to do nothin. Take a look at my cousin. He’s broke and don’t do shit!”
That was exactly what I had in mind