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JimHollow@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

What do you do if you find this grimoire in your crush's room?

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What do you do if you find this grimoire in your crush's room?

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JimHollow@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • FlexibleToast@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    That sounds like you’re in for some incredible sex with maybe an unstable person.

  • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
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    I heard there was a grimoire and came as fast as I could.

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      deleted by creator

  • voxthefox@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Brace for the wild ride

  • Egonallanon@feddit.uk
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    • Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world
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      Strap yourself on?

      • pitiable_sandwich540@feddit.org
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        No, thats her job.

  • Z72.53@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Ask them about it. That’s a wild title and it’s a well worn book. There’s gotta be some interesting stories behind it.

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    Buy it, read it, bond with her over our mutual love of books.

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    I’ll have a chuckle, then I won’t mind it, because it’s a crush so my judgment is impaired. Time will pass, and from one shitty tarot reading to yet another zodiac tantrum, not forgetting about the lithotherapy pushes, I will slowly come to see that my partner has an output on reality that is completely disconnected from said reality, in which I will feel lonelier and lonelier, until I’m not even feeling like I’m in a couple anymore: I’m the companion of a child in an aging body who has to believe in the magical to cope with the world, instead of being in it with me.

    If it’s all steming from traumas, I’ll first try to have the partner consult a therapist.

    If it’s not, this couple is over. There is no difference between that and AI psychosis. Same with religious partners.

    • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works
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      I’m sorry for whatever happened to you.

  • shininghero@pawb.social
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    Read it, obviously. There’s bound to be all sorts of wacky shit in that time.

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    Marry her. True love will follow.

    • renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf
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      Men can practise witchcraft too

      • Master@sh.itjust.works
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        Hell yea brother. She tried to dominate you but you control the source! Draw a pentagram on her lower back to lock her in!

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        Well now, there’s a thought. We even come with a nearly inexhaustible supply of the primary material component for the spell too.

  • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
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    https://youtu.be/z3wgC9m_VBk

  • MrOtingocni@lemmy.world
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    Bust a load on the cover and close the drawer.

    I’m a helper!

  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    Steal it and sell it on ebay, along with everything else I can get.

    If she’s your “crush” it’s not reciprocal. It’s better to face that fact and move on, but no reason you can profit.

    Her fault for letting her stalker in her house.

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    Color me surprised, it’s real! https://www.amazon.de/Sexual-Witchcraft-Semen-Rituals-dominate/dp/B0FH5B1S1D

    • Karjalan@lemmy.world
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      How is it possible that this has Zero reviews?

      • spiffmeister@aussie.zone
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        Be the change you want to see.

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    I’d definitely ask her about it first 😂 That’s one book I wouldn’t pretend I didn’t see

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    Help her with supplies for her spell obviously

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