Like while you’re eating it or after the fact? I’ve heard that pork is “inflammatory” maybe slight swelling in your sinuses?

My brain replaced hot dog with corn dog, which is funnier to me for some reason.

Did he actually say that?

An equal opportunity descriptor.

Yeah!

I’ve heard of power bottoms, but the sub bottom was just redundant and made me chuckle.

As opposed to dom bottoms?

It’s the ultimate Chekhov’s Gun.

There are so many critically important things we should be working on fixing. Instead our leaders masturbate to the idea of killing us all.

What is this meme from? It’s such an absurd situation that always gives me a tickle.

There is a draft. Every man in the country is signed up for it. They just haven’t used it since Vietnam.

Would they even have desks in 1200s Japan? Seems like they did everything on the floor back then.

I’m sure they don’t care, or are all about it.