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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 5 days ago

They announce an Earth ending asteroid is headed towards us and will hit in 6 months. What do you do?

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They announce an Earth ending asteroid is headed towards us and will hit in 6 months. What do you do?

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  • Malica@lemmy.zip
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    4 days ago

    Same thing I’m doing now but with less doom scrolling.

  • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Build a fucking spaceship, duh

  • Bruncvik@lemmy.world
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    Pack the tent and camping gear in my car, and take my kids on an epic camping trip across Europe.

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    Eliminate all dictators for start

  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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    create a worldwide network of people that sabotage every rich or powerful asshole from saving themselves, damning the human species to extinction.

    • antsu@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Where do I sign?

      • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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        you make a valid point.

        why wait? If we do the hard part now, we’ll have six months to fuck around.

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    Nothing different. My live rules

  • MrSelfDestruct@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Edge for 6 months and have an earth shattering orgasm before the earth shatters.

    • Phoenixz@lemmy.ca
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      So blue balls for 6months it is, then! Not what I would have chosen, but to each their own

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      surprise, it’s a ruined orgasm and you die disappointed and blue balled.

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    Hike the AT, I would just pack up and go. Try to make it to Maine before it hits us.

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    I don’t know! I’ve already got enough shit to worry about and now you want me to contemplate imminent doom.

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    We panic in a peW

  • reader@lemmy.zip
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    your mom

  • DeathsEmbrace@lemmy.world
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    Nothing that thing isn’t going to do shit. You think I would let an asteroid ruin my fun?

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    Quit our jobs.

    We would stop paying the mortgage, assuming anyone is even still at the bank it would take longer than 6 months to evict us.

    Then we’d just hang out with our dog and do as much fun stuff as we could

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    Go back to work because my landlord isn’t going to let me live rent free for the next 6 months and I’ve only managed to save up an extra months rent after my divorce 2 years ago left me broke and nearly homeless and then I had to take 2 months off work unpaid last year for major surgery. Also, I have no friends or family, so there’s no one I’d have to spend time with before the end anyway except my cats.

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    Ngl they’d try to hide it from us to stop the economy from crashing

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