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Go sit at the pec deck for another 30 minutes you fat fuck.
Seems fake
yakety sax music intensifies
See this is proof that police have to use lethal Force because they’re so fucking lazy and worthless they can’t even jog without almost dying

Yes
This is hilarious!
He really wanted that bike back
He would’ve been fucked if the cop had gotten on the bike to chase him instead
Because the cop would have had a heart attack and then he’d be charged with murder?
To be fair, biking uses different muscles from running so if the cop is not a cyclist (and doesn’t use stairs for training since stairs are a very similar set of muscles to cycling) the suspect just has to stay out of reach for about half a mile, which for anyone who cycles regularly should be pretty easy to do
Looked like GTA except the cops didn’t immediately open fire.
That’s cause he’s white
“I’m too old for this shit”
He’s lumbering around like a sci fi monster from the 50s.
Didn’t shoot him because he’s white?
He would have, but the darn trigger was so heavy he wasn’t able to pull it!
I think the cop pepper sprayed himself so shooting would be a risky endeavor
I thought he was going to get in the police car and drive off GTA style for a second
Isnt this why they supposed to have a partner?
A lot of police departments moved away from two person patrols years ago. You’d have to look up the specific reasons but my guess is cost reduction.
Yet they have the money for military vehicles strange.
A lot of those are surplus and likely given to departments or sold for very little. That practice has contributed a lot to the militarization of police in America.
That should all be taken away from them though. Most of their guns too. A country as developed as the US shouldn’t require an armed para military force to police its citizens and, arguably, the US doesn’t require one.
The thing is they’re still a high financial drain. The military doesn’t give them the ones that are in good enough condition to still be useful, and they’re a maintenance nightmare.
I worked for a city that accepted one, and it broke down while transporting it to the city the day we took possession and ended up costing the city 200 grand on its first day.
Oh, I know! It’s the equivalent of you or I being given a Peterbilt 579 and they we try using as a daily commuter.
This is America. Cars, tactical gear, and military vehicles are cheaper than an employee with benefits like healthcare, workers comp insurance, etc. way way way cheaper.
Almost as if we don’t have the whole story!
At least he didn’t get shot
Looks like the cyclist is white, so the cop might have faced consequences for murdering him.
Looks like the cop was trying to pepper spray him while he was fleeing.
More like taser, no?
No… It was pepper spray. Did you not watch the video?
wow, exactly how one would run away from a cop in a computer game; run so that he follows you then once far enough run back and get your bike
Cop is running like he just ran a marathon in waist high snow.
Cop is running like Frankenstein’s mind was teleported into his body mid-stride.
GRR! ARGH!
The Frankenstein trope did the creature dirty. Both Dr. and creation were basically geniuses. The creature in particular taught itself how to speak and iirc read/write all by discretely observing some peasants, and how to cook by just experimenting with raw ingredients + fire. If the Dr. that made it actually nurtured and trained the thing, the pair would have been unstoppable. But, that’s the whole spiel of the story - he got cold feet, treated his creation like shit, and that came back to bite him in the ass again and again.
If you can tolerate the oldish English, the Mary Shelley’s original story still holds its own - definitely recommended, if for no other reason than to appreciate how Frankenstein in media since then has missed the mark fucking hard.
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