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purrtastic@lemmy.nz to RetroGaming@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

If Minesweeper was a AAA game

minesweeper.mikelacher.com

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If Minesweeper was a AAA game

minesweeper.mikelacher.com

purrtastic@lemmy.nz to RetroGaming@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago
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Triple-A Minesweeper
minesweeper.mikelacher.com
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Sweep to survive in the action-packed, AAA reboot of the classic puzzle game.
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    Naked snake and para-medic in an alternate world…

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    Now that is a good game!

  • PiraHxCx@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    1 month ago

    damn, I kept playing just for the plot, I can’t wait for the 2billion budget sequel voiced by keanu reeves and ana de armas

    • purrtastic@lemmy.nzOP
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      That takes up 300Gb and requires a third party launcher plus denuvo

      • PiraHxCx@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        although the min reqs gonna be crazy, I’m counting the days to summer 2038

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          1 month ago

          Start saving for the 9090Ti now if you want to run it over 30 fps.

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    I couldn’t play it because it’s PlayStation exclusive 😔

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    30 days ago

    When I saw the UE logo I burst in laughter, 10/10 spot on

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    30 days ago

    I need to sweep these mines.

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    30 days ago

    I did not expect to be double crossed after all that work.

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    30 days ago

    This is fantastic! Wonderfully done and funny. Thank you!🙏

    Minesweeper is the GOAT of all timewasters. GTA6 is going to have a run for its money. Physical release?

  • Mike@lemmy.ml
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    Wtf did I just experience 😂

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    30 days ago

    Absolute gold

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    30 days ago

    I accidentally saved the whole city on my second playthrough!

    I had completely forgotten that’s what happens, but that’s obvious. Don will be so disappointed!

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    Do I need to play the prequel to enjoy this?

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      If you want to know about what happened back there in Paris you’ll need to.

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      I think for new players it makes most sense to play them in release order and then for a second playthrough go chronologically.

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        29 days ago

        Another minesweeper purist I see

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      30 days ago

      All right first you’re gonna need to track down a Nokia N-gage, then what you’re gonna wanna do is take the battery out…

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      30 days ago

      there is a game boy side series that explains why the villain become the villain so he you would sympathise him to an extent - he actually has a point

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      Yeah but if you play the prequel without reading the novella first then what are you even doing with your life.

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    It’s apparently vibe coded but no less hilarious because of it.

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    30 days ago

    I finished AAA-Minesweeper without dying. Just clicked all fields until everything was solved. Very nice atmospheric blood effect on the sides of screen, just like real bombs would hurt me. Unfortunately I had no audio; was there supposed to be some audio?

    Edit: Oh and the credits still roll while I was typing this.

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    This is so cool! The yellow tiles were funny hahahaha

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