Is that why they bite me in the nose when I’m sleeping? They’re not trying to wake me up, they think I’m dead?!

bet you thought I was from Montreal or something

Because of the typo in jaloux ?

It’s probably just floating point rounding errors.

I’m checking myself in as cargo.

Then you don’t have an office job, but a lab job that also involves sitting in an office. Almost every job that is 100% sitting in an office can be done remote.

16 minutes is a long time in a 15-minute city.

Yeah, but only in combination with an s, so it’s chs that’s pronounced as ks.

I hope this will end well, even though LFI and PS are working against each other, it’s so dumb.

That’s like saying F is close to P

Korean for example doesn’t have an F sound, a lot of loanwords that have an F sound use P instead, France turns into Prangseu and coffee to copy.

In some areas people pronounce an initial ch as a k, like kina instead china. But apart from that neither of the two actual ch sounds exists in English.

I just so happen to have passed by one of my old schools, what should I do next?

suchen = to search/look for

and ch doesn’t make a k sound, not even close.

Is that why apparently some people still club seal puppys?!

I do happen to have a stack like the right one on my desk…

It bothers me that a 0.5€ coin is larger than a 1€ coin, 0.05€ is a larger coin than 0.1€, absolute madness.

At this speed you’re getting married in three days and divorce in a week.

I don’t know the candidates, but it’s interesting that Reconquête has so much more votes than RN.

This would be even better if it were in the style of Papers Please.

If only

By not calling it patriarchy, that term is burned.

freindzone

Is that like the frenemyzone?