I’m sitting next to house because if I don’t bother him he’ll probably pop a couple vicoden and take a shot and sleep
I’ll stand, thank you.
fuck it, 7, at least by the end i’ll know i have no illness mysterious enough to warrant his attention
Obviously next to House. He wants his seat neighbors to stfu and let him sleep. I want the same. It’s perfect.
Five minutes into the flight, he’s going to have this really nervous, embraced look on his face. Ten minutes in, he’s going to be fidgeting and kinda trying to catch your attention. Fifteen minutes in, he’s going to give you the most exasperated sigh and announce “It’s lupus. You’ve got lupus. You need to begin treatment as soon as we land.”
I’m unclear whether that’s supposed to be a deterrent from sitting there.
The issue is that they didn’t have lupus before sitting next to House. The universe just couldn’t let House go 15 minutes without a diagnosis.
“He’ll diagnose you with something!”
Healthy people: oh fuck!
Chronically ill people: fuck yes!
So what. I’m sleeping, remember?
Here comes Charlie giving some really long monotone verbose speech about airplane food and how it sucks
Won’t stop him from diagnosising you with Lupus
Something like 60% of women test positive for Lupus. Checkmate House
That’s not House. It’s George, Prince Regent.
Bertie Wooster would be a blast on a plane
It would be jolly spiffing, although a seat in economy next to Jeeves would be more likely (and interesting).
Problem is that you’re still pretty close to Butt-Head (I assume Muscle Man is polite enough to be reasonably quiet). Granted you get an aisle seat so you can occasionally “go to the bathroom” to get some peace and quiet (edit: and House might be willing to slip Beavis and Butt-Head, the former especially, some Vicodin for you because he also wants them to shut up.)
Then again, sitting in or near the very back might save your life with Beavis and Butt-Head aboard. (edit 2: Forgot this wouldn’t be possible after 9/11.)
Plus it’s got the easiest access to the lavatory.
7, but only so I can regale House with the saga that was my lupus diagnosis.
This is the one true answer
3 is probably the worst seat. Sitting in front of muscleman would be THE WORST
You’d think so, but all you’d have to do is tell them where Ozzy is sitting and they’d go pester him instead.
I’m hanging out with the horse women.
5 and the seat beside it would both be free sure to Kevin Smith being kicked off the plane (at least if the fight was United)
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/aubreygordon/flying-while-fat
1 easy choice. Those two have stories for days. Normally I don’t want to be bothered but that would be interesting enough to be fun.
Completely agree, they’d also be gentlemen.
Exactly. You get a moment to share with some of the craziest people, you take it. Also, they’ll probably buy you a drink.
4 :3
1 if ozzy is alive.
2 is ok, brewstew might have some stories worth hearing.
3 might go well, would probably go very wrong.
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I don’t know what Ferris did to have to sit next to durst.
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Hell yes, just to talk shop with Smith and Mewes.
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Haven’t watched Pretty Derby, prob not for me
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House and GTA, hell yes
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Don’t watch Cr1tiKal, and I think ash would be annoying, but petting his pokemon might be fun
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If lemmy was alive, maybe, don’t know anything about bbno$
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Don’t watch konosuba
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9 Easy, you get to sit next to Lemmy.
I’m not gonna lie, i have no idea who that is but i also chose 9 for bbno$ 💀
Lemmy was the founder and only constant member of the band Motorhead. He was Motorhead, he played rock and roll.
Also seems we’re in the same boat, I have no idea who bbno$ is.
bbno$ is a rapper (arguably used to be a meme rapper) who’s made a ton of songs that blew up on TikTok. You’ve probably heard some of his songs without knowing it just because of how pervasive tiktok music is in society
Interesting, I’ve never heard of him. But then again I’m in my 40’s, single and no kids, never had a tiktok account, and mostly consume self-hosted media. Some of the locally owned stores I shop at play some…interesting… house music, so maybe I have heard his music and just don’t know it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemmy_(social_network)
Lemmy is free and open-source, social news aggregation software for running self-hosted discussion forums.[3][4][5] These hosts, known as “instances”, communicate with each other using the ActivityPub protocol.
No need to thank me
What the fuck? How have I not heard of a place like that? I think I’ll blindly fail for hours to find a way to join, and end up on the most basic sounding and highly toxic one and not have it in me to make more accounts.
This is like when I hang out with older friends and their kids, I know both and they’re great in very different ways lol
Who would win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?
Trick question, Lemmy is God!
Love Airheads.
8 of course, I wanna hang out with pikachu :3
1 or 5, others look exhausting tbh
I’d probably try because I’m strong-headed like that but halfway through I’d just walk out.
