I middle/high school the best sub was rumored to live out of the back of his station wagon and had cardboard boxes to extend the back of it for extra shelter. It didn’t help that the man embraced the rumor.

He once shared some pie with me when I was having a small breakdown in an empty room senior year due to my severe depression and from being bullied severely. He just offered me pie and we sat in silence and each ate a piece and then went on our way. It was nice.

Sheetz is the goddamn best my god.

“nice led headlights, wanna see an unregistered firearm?”

This week has gone by so slow. My cat caught my house on fire on Saturday and I’ve been dealing with the aftermath since. I’m fine as are my pets and my home is still habitable, part of my kitchen just got a lil crispy. It’s been one of the most stressful experiences of my life. My fire alarms didn’t go off and I woke up choking on smoke. I got lucky. I could have just died instead of choked.

Life pro tip: make sure your pets can’t turn on your stove. Get covers or clips for the knobs to animal-proof them.

It’s like it’s a gdang robot or something. I can’t imagine have a full blown conversation with AI. It seems so damn depressing

Lmao, even

She’s such a menace. She’s lucky she’s cute lol

Yo how’d you get those clips? Mine is a Samsung. It came with my house, so I don’t have any of the info for it

Omg thank you

It is. I’ll have to give that a try

She did not like the firemen.

Lmao best part of this is that I just found out I probably have a severe rotator cuff injury. I posted that comment and then got some imaging results 10 mins later.

I’d sooner break my arms than make two trips

I have flipped it lmao. Only like twice, but it was fuckin hilarious each time.

I named my kayak Whoops, but put the letters on it upside down.

Girl dinner

It’s how you leave the matrix

OUT IN THE YARD AT RAAAM RANCH!

Some of us do, and our employers hate it and try to keep us from knowing/using those rights

I was watching Young Frankenstein with some friends in college in a secluded part of the student center and some rando came up to us and told us, in great detail, about how her cousin raped her repeatedly when they were younger.

Young Frankenstein was ruined for me and I still can’t watch it a decade later.