I’d trade my writing skills for coding skills. I feel like I’d be happier programming than teaching kids how to write.

It’s so damn slick. For anything not work-related, it’s about perfect.

No toucan, take! No toucan, take!

“Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree”

It always sounds like the lady wants some “fuckin’ pie.”

This is how to open up to your partner.

Maybe they’re warm?

Since you’re using prowlarr, I recommend adding as many as you can. You’ll get some stall, but that’s the price you (don’t) pay. If you have the time, choose several baseurls for the failing indexers so you can get as many as possible.

It’s time to switch to invidious apps. Scrobble and gobble.

Damn, that’s a big pussy…a big pussy…pussy…

You ever see Together? It’s like when Dave Franco’s character tries to stop his body from moving, but his intestines keep moving. Going through that right now…

“Guys only think about one thing…”

Artax, you’re sinking!!

"Welcome to Jersey Mike’s. What would you like on your sub? "

I’d like carrots, cucumbers, and avocado…no, don’t slice them. I want it raw.

… ??? !!!

“Welcome to Subway. What would you like on your sub?”

Damage is already done. Greetings from [matrix].

Never seen a snowman blush like that.

It’s like throwing a hot dog through a hallway…

Man, the Incredibles movies are starting to go downhill.

I thought tools like OnlyOffice filled in that gap. Nice to see an alternative.

He’s got a license to dill.

Supernatural

I absolutely loved the show, it could’ve been wrapped up sooner. It could’ve ended before the leviathans and I would’ve been happy.

“Yes, you can haz cheeseburger.”