(When you thought the lyric was one thing but it turned out to be totally different)
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12 year old me is at the dentist in the middle of getting a cavity filled when Benny and the Jets comes on.
I’m trying not to laugh while the radio keeps saying “She’s got electric boobs!”
This was mine too, lol
Not mine but one day my buddy’s 6 year old asked “what’s parking tips?” My buddy being a veteran dad gives him some generic parking advice, doesn’t think much of it until later when he hears his kid singing along to the shaboozy song but instead of “everyone at the bar getting tipsy” he’s sing about how everyone getting parking tips.
What prompted the post: I feel silly even saying it, but there was a rap song playing at my gym with female vocals in the chorus singing what sounded like “it’s the batteries of your mom”, which I’m certain are not the correct lyrics.
APT APT
(I got the upper tits, I got the upper tits)
Excuse me, while I kiss this guy! 😘
wicked guitar fill
“Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree”
It always sounds like the lady wants some “fuckin’ pie.”
Been singing that for years. My wife can’t unhear it.
In Jingle Bell Rock, I always hear “giddy up, jingle whores, pick up your feet!”
There is a famous one here in Germany that everyone gets wrong.
The original line being sung: “Es tobt der Hass da vor meinem Fenster”, meaning “Hatred is raging in front of my window”.
What everyone hears: “Es tobt der Hamster vor meinem Fenster”, meaning “The hamster is raging in front of my window”.“I just called, to ask, I looove youuuu”
It made no sense to me for so long and idk why I always heard that
In Lambada by Kaoma there is a part where every dutch person hears “what is that little zebra dog for?” And everyone sings along for that sentence when the music is playing.
In dutch it goes: lalalalala waar is toch dat zebrahondje voor.
Haha, cute.
Now that you mentioned Dutch, it reminded me of when I first heard doooonkey showww before it clicked that this was a Dutch song.
Doja Cat - Woman
“Roomba, let me be your Roomba. Roomba Roomba Roomba.”
It’s supposedly woman, but even listening very closely it’s only very loosely “Wom man” and sounds like “Rumah” or “Wumah.”
I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her merry chopsticks.When I was a kid listening to the oldies station, I heard “Little blue scoop” instead of deuce coupe.
Later my mom actually called in and requested it that way. I think they played the request on air.
In the song “Better Dig Two” by The Band Perry, the chorus has the line “I’m gonna tell the gravedigger that he better dig two”. There was a good like year or so where I heard it replacing the d in gravedigger with an n…
Also in the song “High Horse” by Kacey Musgraves I thought it was just a really long way of saying “whores” I stead of “high horse”.
A song by Fear factory called Linchpin the intro the singer goes “can’t take me apart!” Sounds like “cat, give me your paw!!”
No toucan, take! No toucan, take!
Great, now the song is gonna sound even funnier in my head. Gotta read this to my 5 yr old. He loves the misheard version.
When listening to a Michael Patrick Kelly song outside of a running car for the first time, it turned out it wasn’t a nerdy song about “Beautiful maths”, but just another boring love song called “Beautiful madness”:-)
