I’m a little teapot, short and stout.

Yup. After 9/11 for a while it seemed every week or two the news would report that “The leader of Al Qaeda” had just been killed or captured. Not a false statement, yet it happened again the next week.

It is cute when they curl up into a ball.

At least 6 makes sense

If we are going that route:

Royal Danish Orchestra: The orchestra traces its origins back to 1448

In pop culture since the late 1940s, but the idea of disc shaped spacecraft is older. (Source)

Basically just host a blog and on it say outrageous things about something obscure (such as yourself) and wait for it to be picked up.

My Lemmy client shows a page summary (guess it’s in the header or something):

I found a way to make AI tell you lies – and I’m not the only one.

My immediate response is: Yes of course, just ask it questions.

The actual article is interesting though. They mean poisoning the data it scrapes intentionally and super easily.