Did you not understand the part about a bagel? A pizza bagel? Man has many achievements, but the pizza bagel will be our chariot into Godhood.

HOA are bullshit, but the folks who actually use em to cause problems for their neighbors are a different kind of scum.

That’s cause they care about ya and want you to want them. They already raw dogged us.

Great, now the song is gonna sound even funnier in my head. Gotta read this to my 5 yr old. He loves the misheard version.

A song by Fear factory called Linchpin the intro the singer goes “can’t take me apart!” Sounds like “cat, give me your paw!!”

Wait really? Well damn, but I get it.

Them bitches let ya know if you were getting a text. Loved that shit.

No no, I do. I have a very imaginative 5 yr old. He saw me play Helldivers once and wouldn’t stop saying “sweet liberty my leg!” The looks I go in public.

Oh god. Are you telling me Trump is the racist white man’s modern Moses?

First of all, ow.

Oh, hell yeah. Thank you for this idea. I’ve been wanting a fun way to teach my son to read. Thank you.

I’d definitely shut the fuck up.

Fucking ha!!

The gods smile upon you child. You have done their work.

She is a dangerous type of white person.

Man do any of them exist anymore?

How did it end up like this?