I have 3 but would LOVE to hear more…

You can always have more but you can’t have less

This one’s from my dad and it really stuck with me. You can, and really should, apply this to any intoxicant.

On the pitch is off the streets

This is about getting restless kids, or kids who might be in a bad situation, into sports.

The axe forgets but the tree remembers

Translation on this one: People who cause hurt are less likely to remember than those it affected.

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    Ignore negative people, they have a problem for every solution. When the wind changes, some will build walls, others build windmills. When God created man, she was only joking.

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      Reflexively: Ignore positive people, they are incapable of comprehending or acknowledging problems.

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      I’ve been trying to live more by the first one since I’ve realized how easy and safe negativity is. Just be a jerkass cynic and you’ll never have to actually try and change something for the better. You’ll still be disappointed and bitter in the end, of course. It guarantees the worst outcomes but at least you won’t be hurt from trying.

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      “No matter how bad things may seem, they can’t be any better. They can’t be any worse. Because that’s the way things fucking are, and you better get used to it, Nancy. Quit your bitching.”

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    Haven’t seen it yet.

    You can make no mistakes and still lose. That is not failure, that is life. -Picard

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    “Do not ask for a lighter load, but wider shoulders.” -on trials and tribulations.

    “Everyone is fighting a battle you know nothing about.” -on compassion and perspective.

    “It takes pressure to make diamonds.” -on appreciating adversity.

    “You can either laugh or cry. Take your pick.” -on the absurdities of life.

    “You can never go home again” -on impermanence. Not in the literal sense of never being able to physically go home, but rather that specific time and place in life that can’t be returned to.

    “You are the captain of your ship.” -on taking command of your life.

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    The classic weekend/party safety brief

    • Do NOT add to the population.
    • Do NOT subtract from the population.
    • Do NOT end up in the newspaper, hospital or jail.
      • If you do end up in jail, establish dominance quickly.

    We have a few addendums in my circles.

    • A man should be in the newspaper three times, when he is born, when he is wed, and when he dies. (Ron Swanson)

    • Never do anything you would be afraid to explain to the paramedics.

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      I heard it as, “don’t let the perfect be the enemy of the good.” Ironically, I heard it from a friend who lived his life striving for perfect, and died of a treatable medical condition because his wife’s HMO wasn’t good enough for him.

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    If it’s your job to eat a frog every day, eat it for breakfast. If it’s your job to eat two frogs, eat the big one first.

    All you can do is your best, and your best will always be good enough.

    Just because something is old doesn’t mean it’s obsolete, and just because something is obsolete doesn’t mean it’s ineffective.

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    It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is a way to solve problems without using violence.

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      I hear that. Sure look, if you think of any of them in a months time I’ll still be glad of the learning.