The wife and I are struggling for names and we’re running out of time. No idea what we’re having. Throw some names out there…
Shaharazad
Jimothy
This seems more appropriate to ask the ouija board community not asklemmy.
Second name: Hurricane
Damien
Aelita
Ulrich
Jeremy
Hunter
William
Weston
Adler
I tried to think of any name I could that hopefully isn’t a joke, kinda old fashioned enough to get you picked on for in school, and/or way out there for pronunciation or spelling. No clue where you are, though, so this could be a list of names not to choose.
Adler
German word for ‘eagle’ might have some connotations idk
Code Lyoko fan spotted?
I was gonna say Franz and maybe Waldo as well, but that would absolutely get you picked on. So if that doesn’t answer the question, I don’t know what will.
Here’s a list of what maybe not to consider – declined names New Zealand 2023 >>
Speaking of names not to name your child, I went to middle school with a boy named Baby. I hope they would decline that over there.
Jarnathan
Bro just look at a name list
Cypress Wolfsbane
Flint Ironstag
Bolt Vanderhuge
Stump Junkman
Bob Johnson
Gristle McThornbody
hunter2
Weird to name your kid *******
how did you do that ??
My goto was always Richard Edward, or Dick Ed for short.
Have we as a society not yet learned our lesson to not let the internet name things?
Because if we haven’t, my submission for your consideration is Baby McBabyface.
Alternatives for if you have more kids:
- Kiddy McKidface
- Sonny McSonface
- Daughtery McDaughterface
- Progenency McProgenencyface
- Kyle
If a boy? Go simple, pick a name like Richard/Robert, that way they have a shortened name to pick from (Rob, Bob/ Rick, Dick) or Leslie
Girl? Pick something crunchy with some history to it, Peony or Persephone or Viola Or Leslie
Blessica

Okay that has to be a troll, right? I’m starting to have trouble telling some days…
Also post mentions similarity to Jessica Simpson, but not the alliteration? Blessica Blimpson








