The wife and I are struggling for names and we’re running out of time. No idea what we’re having. Throw some names out there…
hunter2
Weird to name your kid *******
how did you do that ??
Slartibartfast
I told you it wasn’t important.
Bilbo
Hingle McCringleberry
ebony dark’ness dementia raven way
Deep cut
Can I use this name if OP doesn’t
Anyone who doesn’t name their child Enoby is a flammer.
Vorpath The Undying Nightmare
Plurmp Dankenstein McFlurntin the Cat, Esquire
I think I read somewhere that names can open up doors.
So you could choose two paths:
- Choose a name that makes their life easier. I suppose these would be names that reflect contemporary idealized identities.
- Choose a name that makes their life harder. Fight the system. Prove you can survive even with a name that doesn’t reflect contemporary idealized identities.
Phteven
Bort
Hey! My son is also named Bort!
Kiddy McKidface
If you’re serious, it could be a good idea to state which country/part of the world you’re in.
We’re from Australasia but don’t want to limit it to just the Steves and Sarahs (no offence Steve or Sarah).
Boy: Lemmy Girl: Lemmi Edit:crap just saw someone else beat me to this.
Girl: Rosa, Rosalia, Clara, Emma, Ariadna, Alexandra, Nadesda.
Boy: Charles, Frederick, Nicholas, Joseph, Vladimir, Thomas, Malcom, Ernest, Robert, Huey
Pop. And tell them that’s the sound they made coming out.
Keep a serious face when you do it.








