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FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 18 days ago

What are you going to do to prevent the sun from swallowing the earth in 5 billion years?

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What are you going to do to prevent the sun from swallowing the earth in 5 billion years?

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 18 days ago
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  • babysmokesalot@sh.itjust.works
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    15 days ago

    The real question is how do I mark this in my calender.

  • TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website
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    18 days ago

    Piss on it. That will surely extinguish it

  • lemmygarden@lemmy.today
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    18 days ago

    Earthlings must swallow the sun before it can swallow us

  • Yeller_king@reddthat.com
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    18 days ago

    Destroy the earth before the sun can.

    • Vex_Detrause@lemmy.ca
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      16 days ago

      We’re way ahead of you.

  • PapaStevesy@lemmy.world
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    18 days ago

    Coat the Earth in that bitter stuff they put on Nintendo Switch cartridges so the sun spits it out before it has a chance to swallow.

  • sudoer777@lemmy.ml
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    18 days ago

    Let it swallow the earth then sue it for damages

  • ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works
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    18 days ago

    I’ll answer with another question.

    War, what is it good for?

  • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
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    18 days ago

    Preemptive strike! Nuke the sun!

  • kettuli@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    18 days ago

    I’ll swallow it myself.

  • chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    18 days ago

    Vote against the ballot measure to stop an asteroid impacting Earth, but only in cases where the asteroid is going to adjust Earth’s orbit to be farther away from the sun. As long as I didn’t mess up becoming immortal 5 billion years should be enough time for these opportunities to come up, so I shouldn’t have to bother with other sun-protection measures.

  • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz
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    17 days ago

    SPF5000000000 sunscreen

  • southsamurai (he/him/pronoun agnostic)@sh.itjust.works
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    18 days ago

    Pull out

  • adj@sh.itjust.works
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    17 days ago

    I’ve been working on my leg strength so I can hold its jaws open with my feet.

  • AnotherWastedHuman@retrolemmy.com
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    17 days ago

    Die so someone more useful in the fight to survive may have the resources I would have used up pointlessly.

  • daggermoon@piefed.world
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    18 days ago

    Cry and masturbate. Oh wait, you said prevent?

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