The real question is how do I mark this in my calender.
Piss on it. That will surely extinguish it
Earthlings must swallow the sun before it can swallow us
Destroy the earth before the sun can.
We’re way ahead of you.
Coat the Earth in that bitter stuff they put on Nintendo Switch cartridges so the sun spits it out before it has a chance to swallow.
Let it swallow the earth then sue it for damages
I’ll answer with another question.
War, what is it good for?
Preemptive strike! Nuke the sun!
I’ll swallow it myself.
Vote against the ballot measure to stop an asteroid impacting Earth, but only in cases where the asteroid is going to adjust Earth’s orbit to be farther away from the sun. As long as I didn’t mess up becoming immortal 5 billion years should be enough time for these opportunities to come up, so I shouldn’t have to bother with other sun-protection measures.
SPF5000000000 sunscreen
Pull out
I’ve been working on my leg strength so I can hold its jaws open with my feet.
Die so someone more useful in the fight to survive may have the resources I would have used up pointlessly.
Cry and masturbate. Oh wait, you said prevent?






