El Mao

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Row-full

What makes you think that they did?

Nope. I was wrong, you really ARE a fucking moron, just for different reasons.

should things go south.

Or as OP calls it, “down”.

At this point you’re obviously just pretending to be a complete moron, right?

Good news! Just based on the number of stars and planets in the universe, odds are, there IS alien life out there.

However, the odds of them being able to build a spaceship that can travel faster than light, are in line with ghosts and bigfoot existing.

I’m taken, but at another time, sure.

Corn and Hantavirus.

I recommend The Tao of Pooh for a short, easy read that explains Tao philosophies through the stories of Winnie the Pooh.

Might depend on your state. There are no gun ownership or voting restrictions where I live for pleading down to a misdemeanor.

Also, Fuck the police.

Eat the rich and other jokes aside, of course it is.

I had to say it out loud before I figured it out. 😂

Yeah, but that’s more of a case by case situation.

I’m a stepfather, and any step parent that treats biological kids differently than step kids is a piece of shit.

Because there’s no poors stinking up the place.

I don’t mind when people say my name, but I am reluctant to use names. Even when I know the name of the person I’m talking to, I’m afraid I’ll say the wrong one.

Honestly, she’s going to be whatever the hell you tell her she is.

You’re really fucking up almost everything you do and just not noticing.

So, it’s just like a regular day for me.

Right, but we’re talking about a specific action that is currently being practiced by real people. I say it’s fair in this context.

Now if it was a stand alone post of just “Islam is sexist” or whatever the comment was, that would be uncalled for.

Wait. That’s a cheese cake disguised as a pie!