• rumschlumpel@feddit.org
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    6 days ago

    cause people hide what they don’t want anyone to see in the closet, not their kitchen

    imagine you had a big fat dildo, would you put it on your kitchen counter, or shove it in some drawer?

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        5 days ago

        If you combine it with the mechanism from one of those novelty dancing flowers, you’ll have a heck of a talking point when you put the music on.

        Or maybe a really good time if you’re on your own.

        (For legal reasons, I accept no responsibility for injury or death from enacting any part of this comment, kthx.)