Baby giraffes would actually be an upgrade from what it really consumes because at least we would exhaust the supply quickly and be done with it.

Off topic: I am now nostalgic for Geraffes are so dumb. I looked it up and that dates from 2009. How could it be so long ago?

Well… Will it at least work if we feed it 11 babies a day?

Hmmm I suppose but you wouldn’t see any meaningful performance increase.

Sold!

“But it tells you you’re insightful for asking”

But the robot can move and stuff?

No no no. It’s just a statue with a text interface. We use this and call it “robot” so people think it’s like the robots in sci-fi movies and give us money.

“We gat paid for quantity, not quality, dumbass”

“in fact it’s wrong so often you have to double check its’ answers everytime”