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HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 14 days ago

Trump Wakes From Beautiful Dream Kissing Underage Girl To Find Face Being Licked By St. Bernard

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Trump Wakes From Beautiful Dream Kissing Underage Girl To Find Face Being Licked By St. Bernard

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HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 14 days ago
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  • Trex202@lemmy.world
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    14 days ago

    He’s the first president to not own a dog

    • grue@lemmy.world
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      That made me curious enough to look it up.

      It’s not true; only 33 out of 45 presidents have owned dogs. However, Trump is the first since William McKinley not to own one, and is one of only two (the other being James K. Polk) to not own a pet at all.

      https://potus.com/presidential-facts/types-of-pets/

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    He should have realized he was dreaming when she started kissing him back.

    • katja@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Fuck that’s dark, but I did lol.

  • foodandart@lemmy.zip
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    Eugggggghhhh! Oh… poor doggo!

  • ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Looks more like he just finished Bubba again.

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    I’m pretty sure that’s animal abuse.

  • TheNovemberFella ✊🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦☸️🛰️🚀@bookstodon.com
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    @HootinNHollerin 😅

  • m3t00🌎🇺🇦@midwest.social
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    blames rabies on friendly dog that wants to eat barf

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    Grab ‘em by the dog face

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