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Imagine paying for a weapon design only to end up with two incomplete designs and one being a stupid flying thing that will never work and a bunch of naked people pictures that are at least finished, but kind of useless because doctors continued to just poison people anyway
He is one of my favorite historical figures, but he must have been absolutely infuriating to deal with.
I bet he had ADD with all those hobbies he collected.
Obviously a doomsday-a-machine
I too have dozens of unfinished projects, so me and Leo are basically the same. /s
He would have loved battle bots.
It’s a barnacle
War-nacle
Leonardo Da Vinci’s Warnacle
simply perfect.
en français, l’Arapède de Léonard
It’s a panzer.
Yeah, he designed these things for Sforza because designing war machines pays money.
War. War never changes.
(Walks into the diatance)
Thank you now I understand I thought he liked slaughter?
Its possible he did. People had different sensibilities 500 years ago.
Un Thank you then now we don’t know again
Not a problem. I’m here to help and offer more ambiguity any time you need it. Just DM me.
Her smile could mean good they are getting slaughtered nobody can know yet
If only we could have gotten Da Vinci and the Hussites together in order to build a wooden mech covered in cannons.
Dude definitely needed adderall
he invented an airplane that did not work
Da Vinci definitely would have played Orkz.
I love he was inventive enough to design a tank a couple centuries before anyone actually built one, but couldn’t piece together a better idea for aiming in any direction than “cannons pointed in every conceivable direction.”
That’s how ship cannons worked too, at the time. Powerful but heavy to move, slow to reload, not very accurate… having more of them was the only way to have sustained firepower.
But Leonardo also left a lot of these sketches that look less like actual projects and more like the superhero fantasies of an extremely gifted six years old. “And look, this shit has cannons… Cannons EVERYWHERE! Bam! Kapow!”. I guess it’s what happens when you’re so great at drawing that even the doodles you do when bored look like masterpieces.
Old man Da Vinci furiously scribbling while also delivering the overexcited stream-of-consciousness babble of a little kid with his favorite thing
They used muzzle loaded cannons at his time, so it makes sense. It’s not only for direction, but for faster rate of fire.
And if they listen to him then we could have started air travel early and had a moon base by now.
Nah, moon dust is radioactive. Place isnt that nice.
Wild, I watched my wife playing assassins creed last night while holding the baby, this machine was in the game
Never seen it before and now twice in a row.
Damn Baader-Meinhof
Maybe you should help her with the baby so she can game.
Nah if i hold the baby while she games it’s to easy for her, she needs an extra difficulty level /s
I was holding the baby. Probably could have worded it better
I like how this ended out, though… Well played
That’s acrobatic level of gaming but I guess ass ass creed these days plays probably like a Toys R us
It is usually what she’s doing when i get home from work. As for the decline of AC this is a 360 one she’s playing, I beleive brotherhood.
Still very average games in my opinion but she loves them and I enjoy watching her play as she rolls into the missions saying “ohh I remember this, I hated this”
Juggling the boy while gaming until I have a shower and take him so she can rest.
I just for flashbacks, it’s actually not that hard when they’re tiny. Enjoy these times and hope your boy stays safe
ahhh sheet hahaha
Probably never see it again either
I’ve seen this thing at least 500 times in my life, not sure how folks haven’t seen it as many times. Did you all not spend hours pouring over Da Vinci’s drawings as a kid? As a teen? As a young adult? Yesterday?
Nah, but i did buy a cool book you might be interested in if you like that kind of thing.
The books all illustrated on different survival things.
I bought it and inscribed it for my son hoping he learns from it but never needs it.
I’m sorry for your loss
My loss?
Your son with so much promise that no longer needs to survive, my condolences
No don’t do this. You’re giving gaijin ideas.
It’ll be the next tank on Warthunder, under the Italian tech tree.
Might make a fun Christmas event
