I didn’t see this was the onion, presumed this was real, it sounds real, not the dumest sounding thing that happened today either.
That’s too healthy for him, he could have died, what were they thinking doing something so dangerous!
Hes gotta wash off the taint of that lettuce by swimming in some sewage filled water with his grandkids
green is the color of EVIL!!!
Somebody, make this true. LOL.
This is good luck for Chinese New Year
Didn’t we put Tariffs on those though?
Maybe if they ran it over first he would like it.
Or if it was a head of whale instead?
The fact that your comment is NOT completely nonsense is mindboggling.
I am so sick of anti-protein extremists!
I hate those APEs!!
I eat the Onion every time they involve RFK. He’s just too far out there, he could do or say anything.
You need emergency KFR pills!
