This is good luck for Chinese New Year

Somebody, make this true. LOL.

Maybe if they ran it over first he would like it.

Or if it was a head of whale instead?

I am so sick of anti-protein extremists!

I didn’t see this was the onion, presumed this was real, it sounds real, not the dumest sounding thing that happened today either.

That’s too healthy for him, he could have died, what were they thinking doing something so dangerous!

I eat the Onion every time they involve RFK. He’s just too far out there, he could do or say anything.