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minus-squareLenny@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up143arrow-down1·3 months agoI’ve never been legally accused of eating an entire sleeve of Oreos at 3 in the morning last night.
minus-squareBlueFootedPetey@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·3 months agoThin mints… well ive never denied it.
minus-squareChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoYou think I hate the Girl Scouts for no reason? No reason at all?
minus-squareapplebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 months agoWow only one sleeve? I can’t keep oreos around because I’ll eat a whole family size container in one sitting.
minus-squareJennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-23 months agoDon’t worry, shrinkflation can somewhat absolve your gluttony because today’s “family size” oreos are the same size as normal packages used to be.
minus-squarekreskin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months ago“Not accused by a local law enforcement official relating specifically to Epsteins crimes, no”
I’ve never been legally accused of eating an entire sleeve of Oreos at 3 in the morning last night.
J’Accuse…!
Is that legal ?
Oh my no. It’s mandatory.
So brave :')
Thin mints… well ive never denied it.
You think I hate the Girl Scouts for no reason? No reason at all?
Wow only one sleeve? I can’t keep oreos around because I’ll eat a whole family size container in one sitting.
Don’t worry, shrinkflation can somewhat absolve your gluttony because today’s “family size” oreos are the same size as normal packages used to be.
“Not accused by a local law enforcement official relating specifically to Epsteins crimes, no”