like an adult

And not like those fucking teenagers who are notorious for self-censorship 😆

Giving the photo the benefit of the doubt, it’s also possible that this Tesla owner had to bring a generator somewhere for unrelated reasons, and thought it would be “funny” to hook it up to the charge port on his car as a joke.

3:00 AM is The Witching Hour (well, one of them anyway)!

Yeah, you’re right to feel that way.

If my mom didn’t love alcohol I wouldn’t be here now.

She’s just being polite.

“The needs of legislative inertia outweigh the needs of the many.”

Let’s just say that Ernie’s head used to be as pointy as Bert’s.

I think the employees will call the cops if you do that.

Then again, I’ve been to some shady Wendy’s before.

“So… this… is the… endgame–ugh!”

It’s going to come out blurry, tho.

No one has to settle for the 2d4 that nature gave them anymore.

lol, I learned it from Job Job. Who says games aren’t educational?

brb, calling up some Etsy witches…

Suggestive 😑

That’s quite the axe-i-dent.

That race is rigged anyway.

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!

simple & clean