I would never trade my virtue for mere pasta.

There’d better be some fuckin’ garlic bread or focaccia on the table, too!

“What’s up chat, today we’re going to be routing traffic at LAX–whoa, is that Elon’s private plane?”

Jizz Boned, 0069 – licensed to be horny.

🎶 somewhere out there… 🎶

OMG I can’t wait.

This is Great A’Tuin erasure!

Maybe they could use one of those chains that they hang off the back of tanker trucks?

the soul still burn

Tortoise is going to end up in the 8th dimension with that thing.

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Genius and madness are very close friends.

Which puts Trump in a great position because he’s apparently getting phonecalls on the daily from the Saudis pressuring him to sort out the Hormuz and the “Iran keeps blowing up oil infrastructure” situation. And since the Saudi’s have got a lot of leverage on his family business it’s no wonder he’s been publicly crashing out. There’s even a rumor (so take it with a grain of salt) that some of the Middle Eastern sovereign-wealth funds backing the WB+Paramount deal are considering pulling out; and Trump wants as much media as he can to fall into the hands of his oligarch buddies.

So, appease Israel for political gain with paleoconservatives? Or appease your wealthy business partners? 🤔

Either way, the guy should buy his ride a coffee or something.

As is tradition!

That’s fine, I can work with this.

Wait a minute…

How will I tell the difference between your ones and mine?

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A veritable world, if you will.