Digital clone being trained on his thoughts, tone and mannerisms to help workers feel connected
I highly doubt that even the real Mark Zuckerberg could give any helpful input about most questions asked in his company. Not because he would be stupid, but because there is simply no way he would know anything about all the various different things that people do in his company. The fact that he thinks he would be helpful and that people would want him as a bobblehead in their offices makes him quite stupid though.
Honestly an AI Zuck is likely more useful than the real thing. No AI has ever invented the Metaverse so they already have an advantage.
Buzzword CEO is the most AI-replaceable job of them all.
What do you mean Mark Zuckerbot isn’t perfect?
let’s be honest here. a toilet paper roll holder with a badge scanner and cash dispenser can do his job. real history of zuck is a BSer who knows who to manipulate to gain maximum leverage.
A milicious AI from 1990 could do the same…
“I spoke with the boss and he says I deserve a 200% raise and that you must give it to me. I recorded the conversation, you can’t say it’s not him.”
Oh wow, look who just made their position redundant! I guess we should expect some high profile layoffs.
Imagine just laying off 1 employee and saving 25 million in budget expenses.
XD
Hey Meta employees - I’ll sell you a punching bag with Zuck’s mug on it so you can provide some “upward feedback”.
Let’s look at this from the other perspective too.
“Rich boss can’t stand human contact, trains a computer to think and talk like him to interact with underlings in his place.”
A cardboard cutout would be a lot cheaper.
And would show more emotion
rubber zuck debugging
Have they thought about making a porcelain urinal of his face for the men’s room?
Please open it to the public. I have a few questions. A few things I’d like to say. Some ideas I’d like to bounce off him. Suggestions.
Like a digital piñata
They aren’t talking to the boss if the boss isn’t there to hear them. They are talking to an animatronic with his face stapled on, like a baby talking to a t shirt of a dad that’s away on business with his face put on it.
Wait, we can put his ai into an inflatable dummy so people can punch him:
DotT! 😍
Not like that! The clown hits back.
Imagine how stupid you have to be to think that less “zuck time” is harming productivity.
If the notion that “AI is coming for your job” now includes making Zuckerberg unemployed, I’m cautiously on-board with this new development.
“AI Zuckerberg”? Did the Department of Redundancy Department design this?
they wanted to make a digital copy of the android as a backup, so he can upload it onto another chassis, the cylon way.
You know what this is going to be used for.
