Weird that it rhymes. I hope there aren’t any tiny black flenises too

“I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.”

How can a completely rotted out baby break a table leg?

Helicopter with hands behind head

At this time of the night at this time of year in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen?

First would have been either Battle of the Planets or Starblazers. I was a kid at the time and they were just weird new cartoons where the mouths didn’t quite match the words. I think they came on around the same time as Banana Splits or some Sid & Marty Krofft nightmare. I remember eating taco flavored Cheetos while watching them at my grandma’s house after school. I enjoyed the shows but miss the Cheetos.

Best? Toss up between Frieren and Cowboy Bebop for opposite reasons. Frieren is so quiet and Yoko Kanno and Seatbelts drive Cowboy Bebop so hard. Bebop still has the best intro of anything ever.

I haven’t seen a lot of anime, so most has been cherry picking the good stuff. And I’m not so wed to the genre to remember the bad ones. More of an “Ew, that sucked” with an almost immediate erasure from my head.

It’s okay, he has a golden parachute

Imagine what they would have done if they found heroin

Is the last word “Cocopuffs?”

Ran into that problem with my enby friend. Specifically in the jokey context, like when a friend asks you to do something and you say “Yes Sir!” Or “Yes Ma’am!” in a kind of over the top way. They hadn’t really thought about it either and they were flummoxed too. We wound up with “Yes Colonel!”

Totally read that headline wrong. I was thrown off by thinking that photo was Brian Kilmeade

It might not have taken much. I hear the Kirk boys are prone to head injuries

tldr: YOU ARE PREY!!!

DUN-DUN-DUUUUUUUUN! NOBODY expects the Spanish artist with a lot of unsettling characters hiding the pain and smiling!

But this handwriting doesn’t look like mine at all

Rover!

Liz, short for Lizard. “Liz? Is that short for Elizabeth?” “No….”

Iceland is named after its most famous celebrity: Vanilla Ice.

I thought it was because you’re always shitting in the yard

A game where you try to make your team guess a word when you have a list of words you can’t use as a clue. That should always be taboo.