Depends on the time and place. Whether standing or sitting and whether I was wiping anyway.
I sit, squeeze and preferably wash with water afterwards. At the office I sometimes sneak into the disabled toilet because it does have a sink behind the locked door.
Toilet paper is the second option, but it leaves traces sometimes.
Only when I passed 50 years old was that an issue. Prior to that when the stream was complete it would close off tight, immediately thereafter. Now it’s like I read in a Stephen King novel once…“No matter how long you jump and prance the last few drops end up in your pants”.
Yep.
Also shout out to “Desperation”, great book.
Thanks, I usually get all my literature recommendations from threads about urinary incontinence.
Push up on your taint and the last bit will squirt out. Helps with the weakened prostate.
Yeah that won’t look strange at a line of urinals.
Lucky you, it started happening to me at 30
Same here…
I think you’ll find different answers based on country because of circumcision. If you have a foreskin it can be pretty variable how much urine will be held by surface tension and hard to remove with a quick shake. You will also find differences based on the local culture, for example in Germany men usually sit to pee while that is rare in places like the USA.
Yeah, as a German with a PP, i find the thought disgusting to pee into a toilet while standing. The only time I pee standing up is at a urinal or in the woods. To answer the question, I usually shake a little then get up, no wiping required.
I usually cauterize it with my cigarette.
I’ve never used more than a squeeze and a shake.
Ah a youngin. You’ll remember saying that someday when your older.
You are either horribly mistaken or terribly ancient.
You’ll see
I don’t have time to make a proper gif out of this, so here’s a timestamped video
You just get a new one?
Never paper. And almost never need to shake it.
Both.
Yes. It depends on the when and where.
My Anaconda is usually unruly.
So I gotta do battle-rope type whipping to get the last drops out.
Creates massive sonic-booms in the urinals every time I whipcrack.I squeeze, and then wipe the tip, especially if I’m naked and getting back into bed (not wearing underwear to catch a little drip). Dancing only occurs if I really gotta pee, and can’t.
Shake is all you need. Whoever claims otherwise is not good at the shaking game
…if you’re wearing underwear to catch the bit that clings to the tip, because of how liquids work.
Or uses the toilet after “a proficient shaker” or worse yet, has to clean said toilet after group of “proficient shakers” have done their business.
In the few instances in my life of ever losing a drop in the seat I cleaned it away. It’s not hard. It’s just about not being an asshole to others
Microsplatters though. It may seem the stream is solid, but it ain’t.
The simple act of peeing makes a cloud of microsplatters on its own
But that’s a peeing problem, not a shaking problem :D
Sit down and wipe.
No one talked about standing vs sitting
Sitting down and wiping means no splatters.
That’s the help’s job.
Garçon!
Wipe mine on a baby rabbit. So soft.
Single use and flushable.
