Of course it was a waffle house he “teleported” to. Seems you never end up at one by choice.
I think “teleporting to Waffle House” is a new favorite euphemism for getting totally shitfaced
I’ve teleported to many a Waffle House after a long night.
This comment ironically makes me wish I could give you gold.
Its shockingly accurate.
Previously, he oddly claimed that he involuntarily teleported to a Waffle House in Georgia that was 50 miles away.
Umn… Aren’t blackouts like that typically a sign of alcoholism or other substance abuse?
Carbon monoxide leaks
But this handwriting doesn’t look like mine at all
We need to talk but he won’t let us.
Sure that or quantum mastery, your view skews pessimistic.
I did it Kim! I teleported!
First thing I thought of!
I’m so tired
That’s the plan.
Phillips, a conservative activist who spread voter fraud conspiracies
Nobody spreads conspiracies. One either takes part in conspiracies or spreads conspiracy theories. Those are very different things.
Wait. You’re saying that The Mirror, noted bastion of low-quality tabloid reporting, has stated something incorrectly?
Shocking.
Oh my god the artifact actually works, I’ve gotta inform the high command
Being John Malkoditch
Not a bit more insane than any religious person.
Religion is insane, yes, but not all of it’s victims are…
Just when I thought this season of America had jumped the shark, they introduce a brilliant new comic relief character.
With shoulder pads like that, I am a believer. This man can do anything.
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Man, Rick Grimes fell off
Rick Grimes would make a damn fine head of FEMA. Bro got shit done.
I thought he was wearing some crazy shoulder pads for a minute.
Tequila Shots are never a good idea
ugh of course he’s that lame and uncreative. i can levitate and fart showtunes (i mean it depends on how gurgly you want them to get i pitch correct in the tub) but you don’t see me bragging when i haven’t got a tony
