When he was still with us, we loved our jerk face too.

Rabbit Tax:

No, let’s do away with all currency, everyone’s on gold. $1 stops meaning 100 cents and just means whatever the hell it does in the area you’re in.

Ask the railroads how not having time zones turned out.

So I was watching Forrest Gump and he’s running through the jungles of Viet Nam. All of a sudden he stops running. And I know that’s not right because he hasn’t rescued “him” yet.

Turns out my jerk face rabbit chewed through the Ethernet cable.

Rabbits do love that spicy hay.

I’ll never go off it again unless I get actually medicated.

Tell me you’re from the US without telling me you’re from the US.

They’re about to be very.

TIL

It doesn’t even matter

Then who’s vice-president, Jerry Lewis? I suppose Jane Wyman is the First Lady!

ICQ.

Wait, they’re gone‽

Uh-oh!!!

Split the time zones in half and offset them by 45-60 minutes.

Let’s have a lot more time zones then.

I want the sun out until 9PM. I don’t care about the sun in the morning when I have to go to work.