This is what happens if you skip arm day even once.

I live in Florida there is a swamp near me I will try this tomorrow!

Why did they do it to themselves to name it after the herpes virus tho?

I’m stealing this idea fyi. Science themed energy bars.

Time to get maggot

After the first walk to the car wash, chatgpt didn’t fall for it again. It sasses me a bit and then I was instructed to drive to the car wash, wash the car, and then walk home

Hey I know that chick.

So it can scream

We out here building torment nexes faster than the SciFi writers can keep up.

You didn’t have to do yourself like that fam.

Hey bud I’ve got some bad news for you.

What number do you see in this circle?

You made some liquor?

The side effects of such widespread gun usage in the US are a bummer, but at least that proliferation of guns protected your country from being overrun by a tyrannical facist government.

It’s advisable not to travel to, over, or near the United States regardless of pregnancy status

Is that “pear pressure” my teachers warned me about?

Sometimes both simultaneously, somehow

If you’re going to use a Faraday bag, use it regularly, like every day at random times.

Imagine you are being accused of a crime. The crime occured at 8pm. The phone records show that your phone went dark at your house 7pm and then reconnected at 9pm at your house. The crime scene is 1 hour away from your home by foot. Records show this is the only time your phone went dark in a very long time.

So if you bag your phone (aluminium foil bags work pretty good too), do it regularly, randomly, and don’t bag it and unbag it immediately before leaving or after getting home

Leave your phone at home.

Don’t drive your own car there, and don’t get an uber.

Ride a scooter, bicycle, or walk.

Wear a dust mask, headphones (to prevent ear pattern recognition) and safety glasses.

Wear a high vis vest while working on the camera. The retro reflective strips show up as dazzling white on infrared cameras, washing out the image. It also helps make any witness assume you’re a legitimate worker

Wear dark clothing with no logos over the top of something dorky, like a white Ralph Lauren shirt and golf shorts. Ditch the dark clothing if you even sense you might be stopped on the way home.

Put duct tape on the soles of your shoes to make the shoe prints indistinct.

Wear gloves, rigger gloves are fine, latex if you have nothing else.

Work quickly, never run (unless your under disguise is a jogging outfit).

if you see a cop, security, or any person that suspects you, believe in your heart and soul that you haven’t committed a crime. Find a way to delete the act from your memory, become an innocent person in your own mind.

Emotional escalation to cop should be indifference, confusion, irritation, indignant, suspicion, and when detained or arrested, lawful but otherwise silent cooperation. That’s how innocent people behave when suspected or accused of a crime. Once detained, say nothing except your name, age, DOB, address, license number ect and “I don’t know, I need to speak to a lawyer.” Even though they will ask you a thousand questions to try to get you to implicate yourself. There is nothing you can say that will talk you out of cuffs.

Damn that’s aluminium, not steel. You can do that with an angle grinder, reciprocating saw, or even a mapp gas torch

Leave your fucking phone at home too.