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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 10 days ago

I LOVE EATING STIR BARS

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I LOVE EATING STIR BARS

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  • kungfuratte@feddit.org
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    9 days ago

    I find this pretty unsettling.

  • snoons@lemmy.ca
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    10 days ago

    > bites victim  
    > injects stir bars through fangs  
    > drag them back to my lair  
    > throw onto the stir-floor  
    > suck up organ smoothie in flesh cup  
    > take nap

    Today was a good day.

    • fossilesque@mander.xyzOPM
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      9 days ago

      Ah, so this is what they mean about PIs cannibalising graduate students.

    • edinbruh@feddit.it
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      9 days ago

      Lab Shelob behaviour

  • Infamousblt [any]@hexbear.net
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    10 days ago

    You spin me right round…

  • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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    Don’t go for an MRI. Intestine smoothie.

    • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works
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      well at least that smoothie will have a stir bar to mix it up…

  • plinky [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    sailors hate them!

  • xxce2AAb@feddit.dk
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    9 days ago

    And implanting them all over the place, apparently.

  • realitista@lemmus.org
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    9 days ago

    Sadly this is probably from a child who ate a bunch of magnets.

    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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      Lab stir bars are Teflon coated and look like candy. No idea where anyone could find that many stir bars.

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        Take your child to work day? Shouldn’t be doing that if you work in an industrial lab tho.

        Maybe the storage room of a college chem class or smth?

    • belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org
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      Is it not cocain smuggling via eating pods?

      • realitista@lemmus.org
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        9 days ago

        Maybe you’re right, but the hips look very small and the objects very uniform.

  • dandelion (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    1. those are huge stir bars
    2. my body is about to become organ smoothie 😱
    • Septimaeus@infosec.pub
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      9 days ago

      Children eat weird stuff

      • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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        Where does a child come across hundreds of lab stir bars.

        • Septimaeus@infosec.pub
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          Wherever their parent left them unattended, presumably.

      • dandelion (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        to be fair, stir bars are totally forbidden food - they look delicious

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    9 days ago

    What are you, the waste container?

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    “It feels like there’s a party in my gut and everyone is spinning.”

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    Put 'em on the spinner!

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    Whoa, that’s way too many magnets. You’re only supposed to use one, and they go in the second stomach so they don’t impede the passage of food

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    What is happening?

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    Mmm magnets.

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    Wtf am I looking at?

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      Probably someone who’s had major bone reconstruction

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      8 days ago

      Someone smuggling drugs. Given we have a medical image something has probably gone wrong.

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