I find this pretty unsettling.
> bites victim
> injects stir bars through fangs
> drag them back to my lair
> throw onto the stir-floor
> suck up organ smoothie in flesh cup
> take napToday was a good day.
Ah, so this is what they mean about PIs cannibalising graduate students.
Lab Shelob behaviour
You spin me right round…
Don’t go for an MRI. Intestine smoothie.
well at least that smoothie will have a stir bar to mix it up…
sailors hate them!
And implanting them all over the place, apparently.
Sadly this is probably from a child who ate a bunch of magnets.
Lab stir bars are Teflon coated and look like candy. No idea where anyone could find that many stir bars.
Take your child to work day? Shouldn’t be doing that if you work in an industrial lab tho.
Maybe the storage room of a college chem class or smth?
Is it not cocain smuggling via eating pods?
Maybe you’re right, but the hips look very small and the objects very uniform.
- those are huge stir bars
- my body is about to become organ smoothie 😱
Children eat weird stuff
Where does a child come across hundreds of lab stir bars.
Wherever their parent left them unattended, presumably.
to be fair, stir bars are totally forbidden food - they look delicious
What are you, the waste container?
“It feels like there’s a party in my gut and everyone is spinning.”
Put 'em on the spinner!
Whoa, that’s way too many magnets. You’re only supposed to use one, and they go in the second stomach so they don’t impede the passage of food
What is happening?
Mmm magnets.
Wtf am I looking at?
Probably someone who’s had major bone reconstruction
Someone smuggling drugs. Given we have a medical image something has probably gone wrong.
















