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Smithers, release the hounds.
Too much pollution? Release wolves
in factoriesin boardroomsFTFY
Too many billionaires? We released wolves in the highest income neighborhoods in America, and you wouldn’t believe what happened next!
This is a much more interesting take on Wolf of Wall Street
Fuck that movie. Waited 2 hours or something and it was like fucking and drugs. Not a single wolf was released on walstreet.
Old memes reposted? Wolves. :)
Wolves
Nope.
Wolves really went from ecosystem management to solving everything 😭 nature’s multitool apparently.
This entire thread is just Werewolf the Apocalypse in a nutshell lmao.
The concept of the game boils down to eco-terrorist werewolves getting mad and tearing the billionaires, factories, and the elementary school class that had a kid accidentally litter to shreds.
Were?
There wolf
Recently, I seem to have a problem that there are too many wolves around. I’ve lost three children this month alone.
Believe it or not, release more wolves.
How many children do you have?
Oh they’re not my children. The neighbors keep dropping them off. They said somebody has to look after them while everybody else is out fighting wolves. Fortunately, when the parents came to pick up their children, nobody asked about those three, so I guess it all worked out in the end.
Sounds like you’re just feeding neighbouring kids to wolves.
Those are rookie numbers, coffee is for closers!
Check your local Republican Party HQ.
You have to let me bring them into the store, they’re my emotional support wolves
This was written by a wolf
But pro hunting groups would say wolves are “threatening their way of life.”
Bitch we threatened wolves’ way of life when we exterminated them from habitats. Dear are not meant to populate where they have in numbers they have. The ecosystem didn’t evolve that way.
Inside you are two deer populations
There are two wolves in me, and I’m glad I came to this furry convention.
Were?
A man can multi task.
Sure, by what makes you think that’s multi?
