Yes Sharky?
CAN I PLEASE MOVE? I’M SUFFOCATING!
Unfortunately I promised the wife Flake tonight.
Protipp: To make this dish more interesting, simply bury the meat in your back yard for a year.
TIL Greenland sharks can live up to 500 years, take 150 years to reach sexual maturity and have a gestation period of up to 18 years. And apparently it takes a year in the back yard to prepare as well.

The same facial expression I make one week into the month when looking at my cheque account.
I think we can therefore safely conclude that the shark is also looking at your cheque account.
Pls respond.
I think that’s specific to mammals. Just off the top of my head…
Invertebrates? No. All out
Fish? No. Also a Hammerhead would’ve really sold this comic lol.
Birds? No. Though, even on the side they do often have a tilt toward frontal in a lot of predatory birds. It could be argued…
Reptiles? No.
Amphibians? No. There’s no even trying to place rules on that optical chaos.
Mammals? Yeah, pretty much. Can’t think of an outlier but I’m sure there’s plenty of obvious ones.
Edit’ Ah, there we go. Of course marine mammals are an exception. But back in land, as too are llamas. Makes you wonder…what are the llamas plotting?
A non-predator mammal with front facing eyes: llamas.
and humans.
Humans are predatory animals.





