a_gee_dizzle@lemmy.ca to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 months agoHow would you survive a zombie apocalypse?message-squaremessage-square93linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareHow would you survive a zombie apocalypse?a_gee_dizzle@lemmy.ca to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square93linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareEvasiveSpecies@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoI might survive the zombies by not going outside like a shut-in but then die from something stupid like accidentally tripping over a rock.
minus-squaresocsa@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoStep 1: anxiously bite nails. Step 2: infected hangnail. Step 3: Die.
I might survive the zombies by not going outside like a shut-in but then die from something stupid like accidentally tripping over a rock.
Step 1: anxiously bite nails.
Step 2: infected hangnail.
Step 3: Die.