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I only have one, and it’s not very entertaining.
I was on a bus going to work. A few stops before mine the bus gets cut off by another bus. The driver started yelling at the other driver then pulled over and got out of the bus to, I assume, escalate the conflict. We were near my stop anyway, so I got off before things could get hairy.
Once, when I was exploring my delinquent side, I went to a party that involved a lot of drinking. I didn’t partake but everyone else did.
It happened at a property that detained aggressive dogs. The owners of the property, for whatever reason, weren’t home. That’s why the party happened.
At one point a bunch of us - that is to say, many drunken people and I, the only sober person - went out on the roof and hung out. At one point I stumbled and almost fell from the roof into the pens of the aggressive dogs. The other attendants arrested my fall and thought it was hilarious that I - again, the only sober person - was the only one who (almost) fell, then speculated about what would have happened if I did.
I should have gone home, but didn’t.