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5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 12 天前

Are dragons air or ground poopers?

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Are dragons air or ground poopers?

5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 12 天前
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  • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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    11 天前

    They’re ATP, All-Terrain-Poopers

  • robot_dog_with_gun [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    12 天前

    probably like birds where they void just before taking off so they don’t carry the extra weight

    • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      11 天前

      Pre-Flight Checks

  • Grass@sh.itjust.works
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    12 天前

    I don’t kbow about reptiles but birds are dinosaurs and I have a pigeon that escaped from a for meat breeder and when I took her to a bird vet they said pigeons don’t actually poop while flying and they usually have some microbe or something that gives them diarrhea. After getting her treatments she poops out solid nugs.

    So I would say ground or high perching point unless they have some sort of health condition.

  • Wakmrow [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    12 天前

    They poop like cats

    • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      11 天前

      with dragon litter, ofc

  • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works
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    12 天前

    I assume they have cloacas right?

  • huf [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    11 天前

    dragons, being magical, magick their shit into the nearest fireplace. this is originally why wizards invented the remove-the-shit-from-the-fireplace spell.

    • HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml
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      11 天前

      “One poop removal”

  • Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    12 天前

    Is there any species that flies but lands specifically to poop? That seems very inefficient. Though I guess dragons couldn’t really glide like birds so they wouldn’t save that much energy by staying airborne.

  • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world
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    12 天前

    They’re ground poopers. Birds poop en-passant but dragons are a reptiles. How many reptiles do you know that do air pooping?

    • FoundFootFootage78@lemmy.ml
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      12 天前

      How many reptiles do you know that do air pooping?

      How many reptiles do you know that do air?

      • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world
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        12 天前

        His airtime’s pretty good

        • FoundFootFootage78@lemmy.ml
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          12 天前

          That’s a T-Rex.

          • ferric_carcinization@lemmy.ml
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            11 天前

            Birds are dinosaurs, not reptiles. So, the pictured T. rex (a dinosaur) is a bird and does thus not count for “reptiles that do air”.

  • FoundFootFootage78@lemmy.ml
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    12 天前

    Air. With a body that large they’re not going to bother landing to poop.

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