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You’re lucky your momma died giving birth to you. If she saw you now, she would’ve died of shame.
Have the day you deserve!
Did your mother have any children that lived?
I bet she regrets that!
I love how you don’t let facts influence your opinion.
It’s really hard to underestimate you.
Too offensive for lemmy.ml
Removed is the best one.
Chuckle and as you walk away, and under your breath but just loud enough to hear, say “eyebrows” in a way that sounds like you were amused and thinking about how it amused you. They will think about that for years, as I have been
You two make quite the wit.
The truth. The reason you’d want to insult them as a direct pointed criticism.
From my friend - You’re the load your mom should have swallowed.
… Do the down votes prefer anal?
A waste of space
Donkey meat is not transparent, get out of the way! I’m watching!
“You look so generic I got a deja vu the first time we met.”
I keep recycling this one but it’s hard not to. I have so few good ideas!
“If she was a spice, she would be flour” - Louise Belcher
There’s a great artist that sells stuff at our local ren-faire; I bought a fridge magnet that says “I saw thee, and thought my day unwell.” It’s illuminated like an old manuscript and depicts a slim greyhound tossing his cookies.
