Wtf? What’s wrong with Slovenia? It’s a perfectly civilized European country in a beautiful part of the continent. Why should it be a shame to have lower life expectancy than them?

And if I was given a choice of cutting my clitoris or living a bit shorter but with my clit intact, I’d chose keeping my clit - I’m not sure you got the “what life has to offer” thing quite right.

I kinda get what you mean and the US has a lot of deep problems, but there are definitely better ways of illustrating it.